August 2011
3 posts
July 2011
3 posts
May 2011
4 posts
April 2011
3 posts
Ricky Gervais' Blog RSS Feed →
I noodled around with Feed43 and came up with this XML file for Ricky’s blog. I’m not sure how well it will work, but here goes nothing…
February 2011
5 posts
Who Is Arcade Fire? →
Truly existential…
“And because of my father, between the ages seven through fifteen, I thought my...”
– Bill Cosby
January 2011
22 posts
The Greatest Internet Sports Games Of All Time →
I get it now. The sound of someone scratching is completely disgusting.
What valuable lessons have you learned from rap... →
“Girls are queuing,
troubles brewing.
Talks are breaking down,
love...”
– God Help The Girl (Pretty Eve In The Tub & Hiding Neath My Umbrella)
I understand that the water in the toilet tank is clean and completely separate from that in the bowl, however, my psyche rejects this: any water in a toilet is “toilet water” and I refuse to touch it.
The problem with reading abridgments is that they don’t give you a sense of accomplishment, they leave you with a feeling of incompleteness. Which is how I feel while searching for a complete six-volume set of Gibbon’s Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire.
If you’re wondering which Doritos flavor is better, Taco or the Mogwai-friendly Tacos After Midnight, wonder no longer: Tacos After Midnight wins by a wide margin. You’re welcome.
December 2010
1 post
September 2010
5 posts
My sister has a van, that doesn’t work, parked in her backyard and she uses it as a shed. That’s not a Jeff Foxworthy joke, that’s my life.
An unnamed member of my family has two volumes: screaming and whispering. Each is reserved for gossip.
The Clientele on The Dinner Party Download.
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
6 posts
The Crossword Rule
If you wouldn’t pull out a crossword puzzle and a pen in that instance, it’s rude to pull out your smart phone.
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