Nonsense...

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten. And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

The Couch Game

I am, along with my brother, the inventer of a sport. The Couch Game!

The rules are as follows:

  1. The first player to physically remove the opposing player’s entire body from the couch wins.
  2. Anything goes.

As a warning, not only did we break the couch, we also managed to break a window during one of our games.

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