If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten. And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
- For some reason, members of my family enjoy to rhapsodize about rhetorical situations involving me.
- My Mother:
- What? Dan doesn't want you to move in with him?!
- My Brother-In-Law:
- No. I told him I wanted to become a bachelor and move into his pad. I even offered to pay 75% of the rent.
- My Mother:
- That sounds good to me!
- My Brother-In-Law:
- I know. I don't get it.
- They don't understand that I don't find it amusing, but because they are playing little roles they must think that my disdain is feigned as well.
